Ted Nugent Spurs Lazy Blogger to Post

I don’t feel like blogging right now, but to not blog right now would be, in words Nugent and his ilk will understand, like wounding one bear, having another bear inexplicably meet with my arrow and die, and then not dragging the dead bear home to show what a great sportsman I am. I simply can’t justify it.

So here are the latest—and hopefully the last—Dumbshit Remarks by Ted Nugent:

“There is nothing in my spoken word or written word that could be even wildly considered by any stretch of the imagination to be a threat to anyone,” says Nugent.

“We need to ride into that battlefield and chop their heads off in November,” he adds.

Thanks, Ted, for being such a fucking idiot. Since you’ve been there, done that (several times by my count), why not buy the T-shirt?